Wednesday, November 3, 2010

The Glowing Wondercock!

I love - love in italics - this cover for the newest Rascal Flatts album, Nothing Like This. Check this out. It's glorious.



If you walk into a Wal-Mart any time soon, you'll probably be greeted by this dudes' great glowing wondercock when you walk in. This cover works so well. The title: small, white, barely noticable. In other words, irrelevant. All that matters is that these three dudes are back, shot from a low angle against a wide open sky. And, of course, there's the glowing wondercock of lead singer Gary LeVox - that's seriously his name - enticing the ladies. It's an untouchable wondercock, of course, as he's a married man. It's his wife's glowing wondercock. But ladies, feel free to imagine its transcendence illuminating the deepest recesses of your womanhood.

This is how you sell records.

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